Greetings friends, I, your loyal and brave piggy, am here once again. As usual in the best interest of Earth I am writing this out on a piece of paper and hoping that The-Short-One will type it up on the internet.
Well, it is still pretty hot here - for fall anyway. I wish that it would cool off soon so we could turn the air-conditioner off and actually open the windows. I think The-Short-One - who is sick a lot - would feel much better if she got more fresh air, but try telling that to anyone! Maybe it would make her less crabby, too.....hmmmmm... Well, not much is going on here. That evil alien General is still here, though she escaped the other day for about three hours. I know she was meeting up with other Aliens to deliver her messages, since I have thwarted her encrypting files onto my web site! After she left I found some more secret files on the computer - I am sure she has printed them up and delivered them to that evil henchman cat who hangs around outside. Luckily I translated all of the files so now I know my life is in danger! She calls me "The Pink One"; can you imagine that? She has reported that I am an interference and requested an Alien assassin to "remove the threat". Oh dear! What danger I am in! "The fuzzy One," (Booy) and "The Round One" (Edgar) are also in danger as she has listed them as my top Generals and also requested assassins to remove them! I haven't told Booy and Edgar that part, of course. I don't want them to get scared and back out of "Operation Save the Earth"! Besides I don't think it is necessary, after all once the assassin gets to me they will know that there is danger.
I must go now. If I do not write more then you will know that the alien assassin has gotten to me! As always, O |
