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September 23 - October 6 2001

Hello my dear, dear friends! A wonderful thing is happening here. The-Short-One is making "Oinker's Adventures" books! They are going to be all about the adventures I and my friends have! I can't wait to read them! Wouldn't it be wonderful if she could get them published? Though I am sure she would take all the credit for them, even though we all know I am helping her with them. But I suppose it is not important whose name is on them as long as the world gets to see more of ME, oh...and my friends, of course.

Ahhhhh.... Fall is finally in the air! The smell of dried leaves, burning wood, and hot dogs. We had a wienie roast the other night and it was going really well until Batty, Moos, and Roary got into a fight over the last of the pickle relish. They all stuck their spoons in at the same time and then they started bickering. It ended with everyone covered in splattered pickle relish, so then we all had to go take baths. Luckily after our baths we still had time to roast marshmallows so we could eat smores. Then Charlie and The-Short-One let us set up a tent and sleep out on the deck. It was a lot of fun to sleep outside - until the coyotes started howling. After that we all went inside, not that I was scared or anything, but everyone else was. In the morning Doggie made us all eggs and toast over the campfire, it was great! I hope we can do it again soon.

Well, anyway, I must go now, the Alien General is poking her nose where it doesn't belong and as usual The-Short-One is doing nothing about it.

O



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