Thank Goodness I am finally home! Oh what a harrowing time I have had! I have been on another trip, you see, and now I need a vacation from my vacation.
The first week was not bad because Booy and I were at Bubbles's house. We played pirates and had a mutiny. Then I, the brave captain, put aside the mutiny and took back over. I was in the middle of feeding all the members of the rebellion to the sharks when The-Short-One's Mommy came and saved them all so they mutinied again and fed me to the sharks. We also got to decorate for Halloween - and I just love decorating! The house looked really good when we got it all done.
The second week was what was scary, we went to The-Short-One's Dad's house - where the 9 cats live! Oh, it was terrible. I hid out in The Slobby-Brother-Like-Person's old room, and then guess what The-Short-One did? She left the door OPENED! All these cats filled the room and I was surrounded. I finally had to climb on top of the headboard and fend them off with an old shoe! Oh it was just awful, they all kept yowling and meowing and trying to chew on me. I know that it is all because I know the truth about cats, so they are all assigned to eliminate me, oh woe is me! Luckily Booy was also with me and he had enough honey cakes in his pockets that we didn't starve before we were finally saved. I'm not fond of eating honey cakes Booy keeps in his pockets, but really, if you pick the lint off first they are better than nothing.
I am glad to be home, even though there are these two evil aliens living here I prefer them to the house full in Iowa. Besides, the aliens that live with me are so lazy they don't often attack me. Well, till next time, O 
This is a picture of me surrounded by the cats. The black one
is "George", the white one is "Puffy" and the speckled one is
"Merry". As you can see I have gotten much better at Paint shop
Pro and am learning to use the "Touch-up" features! |
