Greetings Friends, I am lucky to still be alive, though my life is still in danger! I am in Iowa at Bubbles's house and I will be here for one more week. It is that evil Alien Blinky that has put my life in danger, you see.
The first week we were in Iowa we were at that Slobby-Brother-Like-Person's house, and what a pit it is! The-Short-One got two big black trash bags full of trash from the front room alone! It's about time she started cleaning something up. There are dirty dishes in his sink that have been there since AUGUST! Yech! I was afraid of dying from the terrible mold; mildew and germs that I am certain infest every inch of that place.
This last week we have been at Bubble's house and though it is clean it is just as dangerous! That evil alien cat has been trying to end my life all week! She walks up and sticks her claws in me, and she chews on me! Oh, it is terrible! Not to mention the fact that the bedroom here is haunted with a very scary ghost, and the plumbing in the kitchen has exploded and shot hot water all over until the kitchen was flooded, and it is so cold! Oh, how I wish Bubbles would come to see me!
Despite all of this we have been managing to have fun anyway. We have been playing Jungle Safari and having pajama parties. Bubbles's mommy has a gas stove so we have been roasting marshmallows and making smores! Andy has had us eating hot dogs for supper every day this week because he says we are camping and that hot dogs are what you eat when you're camping. I think we are going to rebel soon though because as good as hot dogs are we are all tired of them. We are also tired of Baked Beans and Potatoes Salad, which he insists we eat with the hot dogs every night. I like little Andy, but I think he has gone insane! I know I am going to go insane soon if I don't get something different to eat!
Well, I am writing this, in hopes that The-Short-One will put it on line when we return. I must go now, my hot dogs are ready - yum, yum. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Here we are in our Jungle Safari outfits
Here we have caught the jungle prey and are moving in.
This is me, Andy, Tommy Toad, Booy and Bubbles in our jammies!
