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Greetings friends! Once again I, your friendly piggy, am back with yet another exng entry. I know that this is actually a week late, but last week I didn't have much to write about and I have been so busy!

School has started again, and we have had a lot of homework. I think our teacher, Mrs. Friendly, is trying to see if she can break our spirit by pilling the homework on. Well, go ahead, I say. I won't be defeated by homework so ha!

Also the aliens have been very bad, as usual. We had a whisker trimming this last week that went badly (according to Booy and Edgar). I thought it was quite successful since the cats whiskers were all trimmed and there were no permanent injuries, but Edgar seems to think that if he is forced to use more than two band aids after the operation that it went badly - which reminds me we need to get more Band-Aids before next months whisker trimming.

Well, an odd thing happened here. Pigelty-Wigelty talked The-Short-One into buying him a pair of red tennis shoes. Sounds normal? It would be if he HAD FEET!!!! He has NO feet! He swears he has feet and that he just keeps them hidden, but I have never seen any evidence of them. In fact, his new shoes are just sitting on a shelf in his bedroom where he looks at them. He swears he is saving them for a special occasion, but frankly I know that he has no feet and so he can't wear them. Slimy doesn't have feet and you don't see him demanding shoes - in fact he is quite happy to admit he has no feet because he doesn't need feet. While we are on Pigelty-Wigelty I will also mention that it has slowly come to my attention that he is really a hippopotamus. Why do I think this? For one thing his tail is NOT curly, it is straight and for another he just looks like a hippo! He denies this and says I am jealous, but I will show you at the end of this what I am taking about.

Anyway, there is now a household controversy as to whether he actually has feet or not. The Harry's are planning an expedition to uncover the truth - though they are very seldom truthful. I think Spotty and Batty need to investigate, but they don't think it would be a good thing to investigate their own secretary, so I guess maybe I will have to do something about it. Of course, it is not really a mystery as it is obvious that he has NO FEET!!!!

Other than that not much else has been going on here. We had a small New Year's eve party, but since Bubbles and co. were leaving that same day it was nothing fantastic since we didn't want to get partied out.

Hmmmmmm..... I think that is about all. The weather has been unseasonably warm here, but is now starting to cool off again.... The-Short-One has spent too much time working on her doll house and not enough time cleaning so the house is getting messy... I think that's about it.

Well, TTFN
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Here is a close up of the bottom of Pigelty-Wigelty. Do YOU see feet?

This is my comparision chart. Draw your own conclusions.

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