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January 18 - 31 2004

Welcome friends to my 100th entry! What a fantastic accomplishment on my part! In celebration I am making something totally new: a web set! It is available to download on my extras page, but you can also get it here!

Things have been very busy around here. To begin with I will tell you of the "Feet or No Feet ?" question. As you know, Pigelty-Wigelty swears that he has feet, an many of us say he does not (see my last entry for the full story). So, the Harrys decided to launch an expedition to discover the truth. They hid until Pigelty-Wigelty was asleep, then they repelled down the walls and held the squealing Pigelty-Wigelty down while the rest surveyed the spot where his feet should be. They have reported that there are no feet, and though I agree with them, I am hard pressed to believe anything a Harry says - unless it is Henry, of course. Annie also has no faith in the Harrys so she waited until Pigelty-Wigelty was walking past through the bedroom doorway and then she pounced on him and hung him upside down. Incidentally, she also saw no feet. But, be that as it may Pigelty-Wigelty has logged a formal complaint with the Teddy council, and with The-Short-One, not to mention that he has apparently written a letter to Andy, who lives with Bubbles in Iowa. Andy has sent a picture of Pigelty-Wigelty that supposedly is from when he and Pigelty-Wigelty lived in Coin (before Charlie and The-Short-One met), where Pigelty-Wigelty is wearing red tennis shoes (I will include it at the end of this). I personally find Andy's picture suspicious and I still have not found any feet on Pigelty-Wigelty, nor have I seen him wearing his new red shoes either. Personally I am going to catch Pigelty-Wigelty and prove once and for all that he has no feet - whether he turns a complaint into the teddy council or not!

Speaking of letters, I got a new letter from Bubbles. It was in the letter that Andy embedded his "evidence", as he calls it. There is also an article contribution from Edgar II about his exng trip as a stowaway for Edgar's paper, though I think Edgar is going to have to cut it down before he puts it in the paper.

We finally had Slimy and Slimella's "Welcome Home Party". We were supposed to have it at the beginning of the month, but it kept getting moved around because of homework assignments and things like that. Anyway, it was quite a nice party, Doggie made us Oreo dirt cups and fruit punch and crackers and cheese and several other yummy treats. We played several games and Slimy demonstrated his high-dive act for us - which is very entertaining. Also Clyde and Cluckers did a very good comedy routine about worms and snakes that was absolutely hilarious.

Well, this is getting pretty long, so I will have to let you go for now,

Happy Valentines Day, O

these are the red shoes that started it all.
here is pigelty-Wigelty being "attacked" by The Harrys (as he calls it).
This is Annie checking Pigelty-Wigelty for feet - she and her arch-enemy Booy have teamed up as you can see.
This is Clyde and Cluckers at the party when they had Slimy and Slimella on stage with them.
here is Pigelty-Wigelty's "evidence".




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