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January 15 - 28 2005

Hello my friends! What wonderfully warm weather we have been having here lately! We were all outside just the other day without even a coat - in January! Though, I am still waiting for my snowbear, but since winter is not over yet I have not given up all hope. I was very busy on the computer last week. To begin with I have added 2 New Websets! I have also added an entirely new section to my website: Win Awards. This is where you go to sign up your website for a chance to win website awards from me! I have already given out two awards, so be sure and go take a look at this!

As for Bubbles's letter writing campaign, there is still no real news. I am putting copies of the envelopes we have received so far on here. Why, you ask? Look at what nice, expensively printed envelopes they are sending us, and yet inside their letters do NOT answer anything! Why is this? Do they think we are little kids? I am becoming a=exasperated - perhaps Bubbles is right and something fishy IS going on!

Well, the kitchen mystery has been solved. Ruff and Spotty finally managed to catch the culprit and guess who it was? It was BOB! That's right, the little gorilla Bob who dressed as a pile of leaves for Halloween because he forgot where he put his real costume! Apparently he has been sleepwalking into the kitchen, making himself food and then going back to bed. When the detectives spotted him, it took them 20 minutes to wake him up enough to confront him! Then Spotty and Batty checked under Bob's bed and there was quite a pile of dirty plates, so evidently bob is eating his snacks in his sleep as well! Buster Thomas and Mr. Tubby are working on an alarm system (which involves rope and some bells) to string across bob's bedroom doorway in hopes it will wake him up if he is sleepwalking and wanders out it. Meanwhile Seymore has decided that Bob's new sleepwalking condition is caused by something physiological and has set up several meetings with the poor confused monkey! Doggie has decided that the sleepwalking is caused by the fact that Bob is not eating enough at dinner, so he is now getting double portions! Frankly, I am not sure if there is a lot of difference between bob awake and Bob asleep, so who knows!

Oh! I have gotten a new e-mail account! Bubbles has started e-mailing his Mommy with it. Though, she checks her e-mail on her cell phone so he can't put any pictures in it. But, this way he does not have to wait for The-Short-One to deliver his letters!

Not much else is going on around here, so I guess I will end this for now.

TTFN
O

P.S. Click on the envelopes to read the letters we received!

This is the envelope from Senator Billy Brickles, the enclosed letter thanks Bubbles for his interest in the Government and assures him that the rights of Bear to buy Bubbles Gum will always be intact. Interesting since we did not write anything about Bubble Gum.

This is the envelope from Congressman Cracker Fisbee. The letter inside thanks Bubbles for writing and included a Sticker (see below), but it did not answer our questions.

Here is the sticker.

And here is the answer from Ruddy Pinwet, the Mayor of Bolivar's Teddy Town. In the letter she thanks Bubbles for his "nice" letter and hopes that he and all his "little friends have a great day!". She did not answer a single question!



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